Oh My God, They Were Right!!!

The Prop 8 and DOMA rulings have unleashed a flood of statue on statue sex! It can only be minutes til the man on dog, man on turtle, man on donkey, and all the other prophesied sex acts begin to occur. HIDE THE CHILDREN, unless they're already having sex with an animal, inanimate object, or vegetable. Then, you'll have to cast them into the outer darkness!