Monday, December 19, 2005

Cenk Rants

...on the Minnesota Vikings sex flap.

The four players were charged with indecent, disorderly, and lewd and lascivious conduct. These are apparently misdemeanor offenses that can get you a fine and 90 days in jail. I don’t want to live in a country where we throw people in jail for getting lap dances.

I don’t want anyone to misunderstand this story. The women who participated are NOT complaining. There are no charges of harassment or assault, nor is there even a hint of it. No, the reason these charges were brought was because some prudes who worked on the boat got pissed someone else was having a good time and told the media and the authorities.

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Why did you waste the taxpayers’ money investigating a bunch of guys who had some strippers on a boat? The sheriff says he’s not done and he’s looking to go after 30 more players. Yeah, they might have seen a boob or two – start a fucking federal case!

Man, we gotta get over this. This national obsession with sex. You can do anything you want in this country and get away with it, but God forbid you should fuck somebody.

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You think God doesn’t care how all the other animals on this planet have sex but is intimately concerned with how the Homo sapiens do. Sometimes the lack of logic in this world seems to know no bounds.

We spend so much time and energy trying to control each other’s sex lives because we think some supernatural entity cares. Well, I got news for you -- God doesn’t give a fuck.


Amen!

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