Pretty Much Nation’s Only Black Lady Republican Official Resigns For Being The Griftiest

Wow! You have to really try to out-crooked the Guv in FL. She must be as good (bad?) as Madoff to get booted out of office :):
 That is too bad that Florida’s Lieutenant Governor, Jennifer Carroll, had to resign for being sooooo shady. She is pretty! And sometime we get lesby-rumors and accusations (lesbysations) about her! Those are both good things! But, wah-wah, unfortunately Jennifer Carroll