Just an Impeachment That Hasn't Happened Yet

Okay, official proof that the WH is living in Cloud Cuckooland. From CNN, we present Presidential Advisor on Terra-ism, Frances Townshend:

HENRY: You know, going back to September 2001, the president said, dead or alive, we're going to get him. Still don't have him. I know you are saying there's successes on the war on terror, and there have been. That's a failure.

TOWNSEND: Well, I'm not sure -- it's a success that hasn't occurred yet. I don't know that I view that as a failure.