Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Report Card

Inspired by the 9/11 Committee . Will Durst has issued his own report card on the Shrub.

...So, in the interest of a more informed nation, and a fully rebuked President, I'm here to do the rigorous work of finishing off the Bush Administration's Report Card.

IRAQ. F.
Got us a new strategy for victory. Apparently our old strategy for victory was defective. You know what? Custer had a strategy for victory too.

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WORKS WELL WITH OTHERS. Unsatisfactory.
Appoints John Bolton as US Ambassador to the UN. A man who is to diplomacy what Oscar Wilde was to whitewater rafting.

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