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How Romney Packed The Univision Forum
How Romney Packed The Univision Forum:
It wasn't a little bit of disrepect, Maria Elena, it was a whole of disrespect.
"We were a little bit thrown because it was supposed to be a TV show, it wasn't a rally," Salinas said of the outspoken Romney supporters. "It was a little bit of disrespect for us."
It wasn't a little bit of disrepect, Maria Elena, it was a whole of disrespect.
Ceiling Fans of the Gods
From: I love it when I wake up in the morning and Barack Obama is President.
POLITICAL JOKE OF THE DAY: Clocks in Heaven
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Mitt Romney's clock?" asked the man.
"Romney's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
POLITICAL JOKE OF THE DAY: Clocks in Heaven
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Mitt Romney's clock?" asked the man.
"Romney's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
